Actual Boardroom Dialogue (English Translation)

Mister Takizashi: Our company seems to be falling behind, according to these charts. Our sales in these prefectures are doing poorly. Perhaps we should move our operations to the US.Board Members: Ah-zo!Mister Takizashi: According to our intelligence department, there is nothing that these Americans enjoy more than making asses of themselves. We need a product that can fully exploit this...Toro: Uh... Mister Takizashi-san...Mister Takizashi: Yes, insolent fool?Toro: Please forgive me for abusing your delicate ears with my abrasive voice, but I have an idea.Mister Takizashi: You may speak, simpleton.Toro: A thousand thank-yous for your blessings, my mighty but humble employer! What if we could make a machine that could make these stupid-but-corpulent Americans dance around like happy little schoolgirls prior to a vigorous raping by a horrible tenticle monster?Board Members: Ah-zo!Mister Takizashi: Normally I would execute you for having an idea of your own, but your foolishness amuses me. Please, go on, honorable desk-lacky.Toro: Thank you, my liege. What we would do is have the machine dictate the footsteps *for* the Americans, because they are too lazy to make up on their own... it would also amuse us to see them being manipulated like a schoolgirl in the grasp of a horrible tenticle monster!Mister Takizashi: I like this idea much. But what should we call it?Toro: Well, my honorable employer, we must look at this logically. It will make them dance around... and us Japanese know that products become more applealing through aliteration, plus Americans are always found of disloyalty and chaos. I give you honorable sirs... Dance Dance Revolution(tm)!Board Members: Ah-zo!Mister Takizashi: Exellent... we shall soon have the pocketbook of American youths in our grasp... just like a schoolgirl in the grasp of a horrible tenticle monster! Make it so!Toro: Yes, most humble C.E.O.. Please forgive me for not making all of them while you speak!