Who thinks of these is beyond me...

You're kind and supportive and even though you're not always in the centre of attention and don't troubleyourself with every detail, your friends cherish your loyalty and your sence of humour.You're a dreamer and you know the most important things in life aren't 'things'.Who are YOU?

Grr...

Another bad day. I seem to be getting myself into that old funk again. I wish I applied for Block... then I wouldn't be stuck in classes with all these idiots. Oh, well....

Here's a grea...

Here's a great new love-quiz I discovered. Try it if you want... here.

DVD Fun...

My mom got us a DVD player for Christmas awhile back, and we've used it off and on. Appearantly they're pretty cheap now, but the DVDs are still more expensive to rent than the VHSs. As everyone knows, DVDs are cram-packed with all sorts of wonderful and useless things. Director's commentary, commercials (you can now pay to see the comercials), edited-out scenes (like... two... and they're both edited out for a damn good reason... they suck), and other stuff. Anyhoo, we were watching Legally Blonde, and although the movie itself wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, I was rather perplexed by some of the director's commentary. I mean, I'll be perfectly honest with you here... I only watched the first two minutes of the director's commentary. All it was was this skinny guy with a Van Dyke talking with a fake ('cultured') British accent going on and on and on about the "entage" and the "turning point" of the movie. He was going on like it was fucking Shakespeare! I mean, come on! How much can you say about a scene containing nothing but a casual dialouge between two minor-characters."Well, you see here, this breif dialogue acctually sets the mood for the entire scene by foreshadowing the coming setbacks of the main character who is just about to enter the hall as we speak. As you can see, I chose to have both the minor characters be brunettes, so as to set a contrast between them and the main character... sort of a whole good vs. evil panarama in which to entice the viewing eye into focusing more on the backdrop. For the backdrop, I chose a row of lockers superimposed with a sort of Munk-esque spathering of motivational posters."It was sort of like he noticed that this stuff was just there when he watched the movie in the editing room, and he thought up some huge excuse for it so as to appear artsy. Of course, who is more foolish... the fool who babbles on about a stupid movie, or the fool who watches him?

I Will...

I Will Be Murdered!.Getting shot in the back while getting a quick 20 out of the ATM, then being dragged to a strange mans apartment where he disembowels you and slowly eats you over the course of a year isn't the most glamorous way to die, but at least you were dressed to impress... bling blingFind out how you will die, Take the Death Quiz now!

NC-17Woah, dude, t...

NC-17Woah, dude, too far. You're totally unsuitablefor anybody under the age of 17, and for societyin general. Tough break..."Which Movie Classification Are You?"Test created by Jamie - take it here.

I Am A: Neutra...

I Am A: Neutral Evil Elf Mage FighterAlignment:Neutral Evil characters believe in Number One. Their personal gain takes precedance over all else, and they will work with whomever necessary and whatever institutions necessary to further their own goals.Race:Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently conccern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.Primary Class:Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.Secondary Class:Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy of

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Which Harvest Moon SNES character are you?

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It seems that whenever I listen to someone talk about this whole Taliban thing and other religious nuts, the first thing that comes out of their mouths is "they arn't real Muslims!" ...or real Christians ...or real whatever, depending on the situation. The same could be said of Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson. Most Americans view them as extreamists with no connection to the Truth(tm).Open your fucking Bibles, people! These nutbags are closer to "god" than any of you idiots! Flip through some verses like Deuteronomy (or however it's spelled) 13, and read on from there! Basically, it says that if another person comes at you with another religion, you should kill them. And if they are your own brother? Then you should be the first to kill them... without mercy. But what's that you Christians are saying? You say that's the old law, and isn't applicable anymore? Goody... now you have a god that can't make up his mind.Of course, your scriptures are no better. Take the whole "moneychangers in the Temple" scene. Jesus walks into the temple, sees people doing something he doesn't like... so he goes berzerk, starts destroying other people's property, and whips them like animals! The next time you find yourself in a sticky situation and ask yourself "What Would Jesus Do?" ...just remember that the answer is probibly something that will get you arrested.